I feel just downright malicious.
Tonight while rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth, I leaned forward to spit the water out.
But instead of spitting it in the sink, for some reason I tilted my head back, confused the motion if gargling and spitting, and coughed up water all over myself.
Who cares, anyway??
he often cries out.
Scares me pretty often.
Sometimes my mind takes a back seat to my mouth. Occasionally I am pleasantly surprised by what comes out.