Why am I feeling so hurtful?
I feel just downright malicious.
Evening
Tonight while rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth, I leaned forward to spit the water out.
But instead of spitting it in the sink, for some reason I tilted my head back, confused the motion if gargling and spitting, and coughed up water all over myself.
I swear.
Obligatory post.
Who cares, anyway??
When my roommate rolls over,
he often cries out.
GaaAAAAAAaaaahhhhhh…..
Scares me pretty often.
Sometimes my mind takes a back seat to my mouth. Occasionally I am pleasantly surprised by what comes out.
(via pogomix)


